HeartGold Nuzlocke: #3 A Long, Long, Long Route

One in which he finds a special rock among some normal rocks, engages in siege stall warfare, and is the lone witness to an MMA fistfight Party: Immediately after leaving the PokeMart, I'm confronted by a lady in a really, really GAY kimono that starts talking about the Egg as if it's hers. Now wait … Continue reading HeartGold Nuzlocke: #3 A Long, Long, Long Route

HeartGold Nuzlocke: #0 Introduction & Rules

Being a competitive battler for the past 7 years has absolutely fucked up my ability to have a normal run of a Pokemon game. With Pandora's box now open, I meticulously plan out everything, soft refresh for better natures and IVs, perfectly EV train all of my Pokemon, and grind so hard, Grindr has sued … Continue reading HeartGold Nuzlocke: #0 Introduction & Rules