One in which he finds a special rock among some normal rocks, engages in siege stall warfare, and is the lone witness to an MMA fistfight Party: Immediately after leaving the PokeMart, I'm confronted by a lady in a really, really GAY kimono that starts talking about the Egg as if it's hers. Now wait … Continue reading HeartGold Nuzlocke: #3 A Long, Long, Long Route →

One in which he catches a rock, worm, and rat, beats up some birds, and obtains an egg Party: After departing from Elm's lab, just as I'm about to leave New Bark Town, Lyra stops me again for a quick lesson on astrophysics how to catch Pokemon. Afterwards, she gifts me a few so I … Continue reading HeartGold Nuzlocke: #2 Sprout Tower and First Gym →

Welcome! My name is Ivan, and I'm a huge Pokemon fan! Ever since I first picked up Diamond as a kid, I knew the experiences and memories I would make would stick with me for my whole life. Now, as an adult with ample free time, I'm going back to my roots. In this blog, … Continue reading Hiya! →